May 2013
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:D
JAMES DUCKWORTH QUALIFIED FOR THE ROLAND GARROS MAIN DRAW TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was basically sitting in front my laptop watching the live scoring since there’s no livestream because i am sad like that BUT WHO CARES omfg as soon as he won the match i started screaming incomprehensibly/crying/sobbing
it was literally the best moment of the past month/my life omg (he won...
kenzis:
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
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#15000
yay 15000 posts!!
dedicating #15000 to:
TENNIS!
james duckworth
rafael nadal
roger federer
tomas berdych’s eyes + forehand
stan wawrinka’s butt + backhand
jo-wilfried tsonga’s dancing + general cuteness
also…
nrl (and just sport in general)
yay bulldogs
they beat the broncos (after a rather humiliating loss to the knights last week)!!...
hesaidiloveyouandhekissedme:
so is it the french open now or…
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
8 AM: im
11 AM: im gonna
2 PM: im gonna write
5 PM: im gonna write a thing
9 PM: guYS im
12 AM: im gonNA writE
4 36 AM: iM DOING iT IM WrITING a thING
wiitangclan:
wiitangclan:
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
confusedtree:
George R.R. Martin abbreviates his name as such so that you’ll have no choice but to sound like a laughing pirate in the middle of referring to him
astrokidmusic:
astrokidmusic:
I should just quit school and become a brostitute
you pay me to just hang out and chill
does anybody want to join me
we can start a
brothel
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caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this